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The Terms and Conditions of Everything: Chapter One, read aloud

Name: The Terms and Conditions of Everything: Chapter One read aloud
Uploaded: 2026-10-26T12:00:00+00:00
Duration: 141 s
Channel: Simon Donnelly
Description: The opening of Chapter One of The Terms and Conditions of Everything, a comic novel by Simon Donnelly, read aloud with the words on screen. The universe came with terms and conditions. Nobody read them. Somebody should have.

The universe came with terms and conditions. Nobody read them. Somebody should have.

The opening of the book, read aloud with the words on screen for anyone who likes to follow along. About 2 minutes, which is roughly one kettle.

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